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PostSubject: Jokes ha ha ha   Jokes ha ha ha Icon_minitimeSun Sep 20, 2009 7:54 pm

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy

and go to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer made

by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,

draw the curtains and disconnect the phone

so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface

so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and
then sanitized."


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work
in the thermometer quality control department at

Johnson & Johnson.”


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

...Also, remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart...by now,



Maybe it’s time you should go to work for Johnson and Johnson ’s

Quality Control Department!!

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